food habits
No mess, only canteen. I’m free.
These days she regurarly keeps me asking “What did you eat today ?”. As she knows that mess is not compulsary and we mostly eat in canteen. For more than one week I’m feeding on junk food. I mean burgers etc. And she screwing me everyday. But yesterday I proudly said that I had aloo parantha. And she screwed me again.
She “parantha for dinner! Can’t you eat something proper”
Me “Whats wrong with parantha. Its not junk food. And I had kinda full meal.”
She “Okey fine. Tell me where do you get Proteins form ?”
Me “Proteins…. hmmmm….. “
I tried to remember when did i had something protenious. daal or milk or egg… anything…. i dont remember… maybe a week. or more… my god..
I couldn’t do anything more than saying something silly like…
Me “Doesn’t coffee has proteins ?”
She “Sure a protein called caffine.”
Me “Maybe the softdrinks has some…”
She “Ya the pesticides.”
Me “Its good na. To kill all the germs in your stomach”
I was followed with half an hour of lectures on “proper diet”.
“I sit 15 hrs on computer. My eyes. Already -3. Blind soon.” OMG… she really scared me.
Summary : Do’s and Dont’s
* Reduce coffee and Soft Drinks
* Instead juice and soups
* No junk food
* Milk and egg everyday
* Appetizers
* Dont miss meals
Sure Mam.
